Do you believe in the whole "mercury-in-retrograde" thing? Well, we had a ton of scheduling snafus, so there might be something to it. : / We're guest-less this show, but there's plenty of beauty news to discuss!

On the agenda! Coachella's most questionable trend; nude lipstick that doesn't make you look like a corpse; and we ask the question that, frankly, needs to be asked: Are spa treatments the new therapy? This New York Times article says so. What do you think? Let us know in the comments section below!

Below are some of the products and peeps we mentioned:

Jerome Russell Wild Hair and Body Glitter
Scott Barnes Body Bling
Nars Body Glow
Charlotte Tilbury Supermodel Body
KKW x Kylie Lip Crémes
Spahtika
Adrianna Rizzolo (aka The Hair Witch)
Soli Davis
#RaiseAWand
SmartWater
Kevin Murphy Free Hold Cream